Jesus Was Cute
Kim Teeple


Jesus was God's most effective press release. Propaganda at its finest hour, Jesus was a candy bribe, a ploy to win hearts and minds. Jesus was cute.


Had God not become an extremist, tipping the scales, there would still exist today an equiponderant balance between what you might consider good and evil.


Had there been a no-compete clause, this being overlooked, perhaps things would have been different.


God agreed man was indeed misguided, but argued that given positive reinforcement, discussion instead of discipline, free range, that man would reform.