I Guess I Soured
Ryan Ridge

We went whole hog and took a cruise around the world, saw nothing but fog. We pondered the idea of the fourth dimension while driving into town. However, when we arrived, there seemed to be no town. Where did it go? I guess I soured when I learned he was married. I suppose the keys on his belt jingled as he walked away.

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