This is the one where I'm giving a talk
and they all just fall
out on the podium. It happens the same every
time: the back
ones begin to crumble, and I chew them
slowly like I'm biting
a concrete sandwich. I spit out some molars
while moving on
to my next point and the suit I'm wearing
is always very sharp,
slim pinstripes I can't afford, but here are these teeth.
What do you know.