LIFE'S FUNNY :) That Way
Mike Topp

Our son had adopted a stray cat. To my distress, the cat began to dip into Junior's college fund.

"Don't worry," my husband reassured me. "I'll have him trained in no time."

I watched for several days as my husband patiently "trained" our new pet. Whenever the cat dipped into Junior's college fund, my husband deposited him outside to teach him a lesson.

The cat learned quickly. For the next 16 years, whenever he wanted to go outside, he dipped into Junior's college fund.