The Red Lobster
so much depends
upon
a red lobster
glazed with butter
beside the fried
chicken.
In a Subway
The apparition of these faces in the crowd;
Barley flakes on a toasted, 9-grain wheat loaf.
Sierra Mist and Sprite
Some say the world will drink Sierra Mist,
Some say Sprite.
From what I've tasted of Sprite
I hold with those who favor Sierra Mist
But if it had to drink Sprite,
I think I know enough of pops
To say that for refreshment Sprite
Is also tops
And would be all right.
Hot Pocket Reheated
What happens to a Hot Pocket reheated?
Does it dry up
Like a raisin in the sun?
Or fester like a sore --
And then run?
Does it stink like rotten meat?
Or crust and sugar over --
like a syrupy sweet?
Maybe it just sags
like a heavy load.
Or does it explode?
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