I Will Like the Things That I Dislike, Hate, or Am Indifferent Towards
Tao Lin

My head is a car. I drive
a different car. People laugh at me
from skyscrapers. I buy one-thousand
page novels. It hurts to move. I stare at things
that are close to me physically. My brain
was at Wal-Mart. It was on-sale. It wasn't
fair. The weekend is lonely. For lunch
I have dinner. Instead of feeling sad, I transform
into a nerd. It is just a matter
of semantics. Don't ever
do what you are doing right now
again, I tell myself, each moment, thinking.