I am thinking of leaving a cupcake as a suicide note.
Do you remember, last night, on the sofa
Is seven a word before it is a number.
"See how tense I am," I said,
"I am here for your enjoyment."
I have made a cave in my mouth and emptied the bottles of pills there.
Saturday is daylight savings time.
My knitting group is meeting here on Sunday.
Please see to it that Maryanne does not eat anything with sugar in it.
I slept with a man named Roger right before our tenth wedding anniversary.
My sister advised against telling you.
There are five bags in the refrigerator with lunches in them for next week.
That should buy you a little time before you have to tell the people
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