Haiku 3000
Jasmine Dreame Wagner

The salt additive in this Dasani must be
inducing apophenia, because I am connecting
conspiracies of sugar to equatorial man!

No mention of the morning star.
No patina. No passerine.

I want to hear you say bucatini.
I want to hear you say fat baby.
I want to hear you say Volkswagon in a tree.