I'm here today to tell you about the three movies I saw yesterday. The first
movie that I saw was basically a love story about a lonely writer in New
York and an attractive actress in L.A. It was a very enjoyable movie. The
second movie that I saw was, more or less, about a punk drug abuser...well,
let's skip that one and go on. The third movie that I saw was one that
started out in outer space, and ended up in a marina with a middle-aged
gentleman driving up in a town car to the parking area. And those were the
three movies that I went to. But I liked the first one.
I had attention deficit disor
My descendants came over on the Mayflower.
"Your father's first
wife was a lesbian,"
fingering my tie.
Laughter, according to Reader's Digest, is "the best medicine."