Tomlinson Saying the Ball Was Tipped
Kyle Minor

But a tipped ball won't take unnecessary roughness off. A tipped ball doesn't give a safety a free head shot. A tipped ball doesn't restore the yardage. A tipped ball doesn't restore the down. A tipped ball doesn't keep the fans from booing all the way into the tunnel. You need six Johnny Walkers, but that's for another day. A tipped ball doesn't keep you from the luxury box. A tipped ball doesn't ease the bourbon stink on the yelling mouth. A tipped ball doesn't guarantee an unguaranteed contract. A tipped ball doesn't change the press conference transcript. A tipped ball doesn't drive the Mercedes from the stadium gates for the last time. A tipped ball doesn't tell the wife. A tipped ball doesn't dodge the process server. A tipped ball doesn't retrieve the furniture from the lawn. You need six Johnny Walkers, but that's for another day.

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