This is the one where I'm giving a talk and they all just fall
out on the podium. It happens the same every time: the back
ones begin to crumble, and I chew them slowly like I'm biting
a concrete sandwich. I spit out some molars while moving on
to my next point and the suit I'm wearing is always very sharp,
slim pinstripes I can't afford, but here are these teeth. What do you know.
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