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 /to answer a phone:
get foghorn: blow into speaker
pretend you are the bill collector
to the bill collector
at the tone, the time
will be e lev en for ty three a. m.
in hong kong
/to reframe life:
only something burning smells like something
burning
i keep walking
into the wrong evacuation zones
& liking them more
/to justify things:
i could explodeif i had a parrot i would
teach it to say help i have been turned into a parrot
a cat i've seen before crosses the street
/to end a relationship:
/to escape a falling coconut:
pretend you are somewhere else
see: Gandhi. Journal of Trauma, "Injuries due to falling coconuts." (1951).
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