JEWFISH
Ellen Kennedy

FIRST YOU HAVE TO GET TO PENN STATION.

I DONT KNOW HOW TO GET TO PENN STATION FROM YOUR APARTMENT.

YOU HAVE TO FIGURE THAT OUT.

AT PENN STATION THERE ARE TICKET MACHINES OR PEOPLE WHO SELL TICKETS.

THE TICKET COST 16 DOLLARS AND 25 CENTS.

YOU NEED TO TAKE THE MAIN AND BERGEN LINE.

THE TRAIN LEAVES AT 1:14 PM.

MAKE SURE YOU PICK THE 1:14 PM TRAIN AND YOU ARE EARLY.

TELL THEM YOU NEED TO GO TO THE PORT JERVIS STOP ON THE MAIN AND BERGEN
LINE. IF YOU ARE USING A TICKET MACHINE THEY HAVE A LIST OF CODES ON IT AND
YOU JUST LOOK AT THE CODES AND PICK PENN STATION AS YOUR DEPARTING STATION
AND PORT JERVIS AS YOUR DESTINATION.

THE MAIN AND BERGEN LINE DOESNT GO DIRECTLY INTO PENN STATION BUT IF YOU SAY
MAIN AND BERGEN LINE THEY WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO.

YOU WILL PROBABLY HAVE TO TAKE THE NORTHEAST CORRIDOR LINE FOR
FIFTEEN MINUTES INTO THE SECAUCUS TRAIN STATION WHERE YOU WILL TRANSFER TO
THE MAIN AND BERGEN LINE.

JUST TELL THEM YOU NEED TO GO TO PORT JERVIS ON THE MAIN AND BERGEN LINE.

AT THE SECAUCUS STATION THEY ARE NICE AND WILL TELL YOU WHERE THE TRAIN IS
FOR MAIN AND BERGEN WHEN YOU TRANSFER.

THEN YOU SIT ON THE TRAIN.

THEN YOU GET TO PORT JERVIS.

IT IS THE LAST STOP ON THE MAIN AND BERGEN LINE.

WHEN YOU GET OFF THE TRAIN I WILL BE STANDING THERE WAITING FOR YOU WITH A
SIGN SAYING 'JEWFISH'.

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